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Author Topic: How do you Fuck a puppet?  (Read 3335 times)
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« on: June 19, 2007, 01:00:04 am »

I duno, it doesn't talk.
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« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2007, 01:01:49 am »

you stick your penis in its hole. it shouldnt be that hard
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« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2007, 01:13:54 pm »

Let it come on to you
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« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2007, 01:51:06 pm »

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dna_work_shop said: you stick your penis in its hole. it shouldnt be that hard

shouldn't it be hard?::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2007, 03:19:35 pm »

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dna_work_shop said: you stick your penis in its hole. it shouldnt be that hard

shouldn't it be hard?::animatedlaugh


ROFLMAO!!!::finger::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2007, 03:21:57 pm »

better question is why would you want to, a splinter in the penis doesn't sound fun to me
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« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2007, 03:22:30 pm »

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dna_work_shop said: you stick your penis in its hole. it shouldnt be that hard

shouldn't it be hard?::animatedlaugh
you would think it would be roflmao::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2007, 03:27:13 pm »

No idea on how to fuck a puppet..sorry no help here.
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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2007, 08:46:03 pm »

My senses tell me uve never fucked any puppets, ?
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« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2007, 08:49:55 pm »

I haven't named her is there any names for a puppet?
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« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2007, 08:50:31 pm »

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dna_work_shop said: you stick your penis in its hole. it shouldnt be that hard


::animatedlaugh Yep. That's how one'd go about it.
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« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2007, 10:33:13 pm »

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dna_work_shop said: you stick your penis in its hole. it shouldnt be that hard


::animatedlaugh Yep. That's how one'd go about it.

MMMMMMMM, not big enough?! Lolmfaoh
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« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2007, 12:58:39 am »

You are on your own buddy..I have never fucked a puppet before....Sorry...
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« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2007, 12:59:44 am »

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towelgod71 said: I duno, it doesn't talk.

It's not like you have to talk it's panties off....Just sodmize it till it hurts....
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« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2007, 01:01:05 am »

prolly with a dick if you have one. Though  dont have preference for puppets::sinister
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