2 terrorists (jokes, made up stories, and future urban legends)

[theBear]

Got this idea hoping for a laugh in another thread about terrorists. So start your warped minds making up some weird shiite.

As the title states ; Jokes , fake stories , soon to be urban legends.

Only stipulation is , don't post anything real. Warping a real story to create a joke is fine.
::animatedlaugh::animatedsmile::animatedlaugh::animatedsmile::animatedlaugh::animatedsmile::animatedlaugh

[theBear]

2 stupid terrorist walk into a bar. One hits his cohort and say ?No not here!?. The other not hearing this fast enough opens his shirt and yells ?For Allah, die stupid infadddd? Right then a pool stick crashes over his head.
Waking up to the sounds of talking on a phone, he realizes both he and his cohort are tied in a corner. The first looks at the still groggy second and can only mutter ?bikers? as the rumble of iron thunder gets closer. As the group starts to surround the two the leader laughs and bellows ?As you were saying ??.
The following night as a band played to a near packed crowd an inviting smell and a sign draws the attention of the club goers.

The sign reads ?Free Shish Kabobs??

[theBear]

Ok I wiped up another one for everyone.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and 2 terrorists get on a bus and sit across from each other. The terrorists  strike evil snarls at the men in cloth. The Priest chuckles and says to the two ?What you call that scary? We have seen far worse??. The Rabbi chimes in with a guffaw ?Yeah and that??s just when we pass out the collection plate.?.

hmmmmmmm glad i stop in here./

[KALM]

2 terrorists were blowing each other off and one of accidently peed in the others mouth. ::animatedlaugh::finger