Have You Ever?

[Skull And Crossbones]

no


have you ever smoked weed on someones roof (an angled roof, not a flat one)?

[chilidog1980]

yes

have you ever fallen off a roof cuz you were stoned?

[Skull And Crossbones]

no, but i came up with my previous question cause ive smoked on my friends roof (angled) and i was terrified about climbing down lol.  i was crawling across the roof lol.  we didnt use a latter, we climbed up using his deck lol.



have you ever dunked a pop tart in water and ate it when you were stoned?

[chilidog1980]

If I did I never realized what I was doing, lol.

Have you ever burned the fuck out of your mouth with melted cheese cuz you were too stoned to be smart enough to spit it out?

[stevenstrong]

Yes.

hav u ever masti-batiez at work?

[ministrymember99]

Close but no.


HAve you ever wondered if our Idols really die? When they die perhaps they all go to the cayman islands and sip mohitos with other "fallen" legends...

[Skull And Crossbones]

i dont wonder, I KNOW.  its all a cover up by the government.  jimi hendrix, elvis, chris farley, etc.......all faked their own deaths.  theyre livin it up on some island some where.  the kennedy assisination was a hoax, hes on the island with the rest.  dont bother trying to find them on google or mapquest or something, i already checked.  its obvious that the government has paid them off.



have you ever taken a dump in someones pool?    lol

[stevenstrong]

No.pissed in alot of them tho.

Have u ever snatched off to ah profile pic of ah ozzfest chik? Don't fuckin lie either!

[chilidog1980]

No but it sounds like you have

Have you ever been caught jackin off at work by your boss?

[Tiger479]

No, but i work with someone who has.

Have you ever hid a bottle of liquor under a fat chick so the cops wouldnt find it?

[natedogg828]

no

have you ever hid a fat chick (or dude) do your friends wouldn't find them with you?

[chilidog1980]

no

have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

[Grandmaster_Disaster]

depends on who or what you call satan
probably no
Have you ever farted in ur partners face while getting a bj or getting eaten out?

[MsCeeAngel]

That's sick! B.U.M.P  New Question..... Do you remember the last time you had sex? Do you remember who with?

[chilidog1980]

That's sick! B.U.M.P  New Question..... Do you remember the last time you had sex? Do you remember who with?

Not really and yes.

Have you ever had sex with your best friend's bf/gf?