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« Reply #1035 on: June 10, 2010, 11:41:16 am »

NO...Have You Ever Punched A JUDGE In The FACE...My Bro-In-Law Has!
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« Reply #1036 on: June 10, 2010, 04:38:27 pm »

NO...Have You Ever Punched A JUDGE In The FACE...My Bro-In-Law Has!
no my friend hit one with his car though Tongue and it was my other friend who was in the car at the time, his girlfriend's father :O
ever fall off the bed or fall in the shower while fucking?
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« Reply #1037 on: June 10, 2010, 04:52:29 pm »

Ive fallen off the bed but not in the shower.

You ever walk out of a resturaunt without paying the check?
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« Reply #1038 on: June 12, 2010, 11:11:26 pm »

No. Dine and Dash ain't my thing! ~ Have you ever stolen something from someone but claimed you borrowed the item yet you never asked 2 borrow it?
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« Reply #1039 on: June 13, 2010, 05:00:59 pm »

surprisingly no, Have you ever woke up in the bathroom, not remembering the night before?
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« Reply #1040 on: June 13, 2010, 10:38:02 pm »

more than once......have you ever fucked in a really public place?
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« Reply #1041 on: June 13, 2010, 11:29:51 pm »

more than once......have you ever fucked in a really public place?
...closest i came was the little breast feeding room at the mall.

have u ever swiped your taint after a long sweaty day and smelt your finger?...honestly?
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« Reply #1042 on: June 20, 2010, 06:23:10 pm »

yes, but it wasn't a purposeful smell : / (smoking)
ever gone ass to mouth? or mouth to ass? whichever Tongue
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« Reply #1043 on: June 21, 2010, 06:58:45 pm »

yes, i love lickin lil brown rings but only if tha chik haz ah nice ass and its shower fresh.

have you ever lurked around ah chikz window at nite with your hand in your pocket?
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« Reply #1044 on: June 22, 2010, 10:29:04 am »

lol
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« Reply #1045 on: June 22, 2010, 09:25:02 pm »

yes, i love lickin lil brown rings but only if tha chik haz ah nice ass and its shower fresh.

have you ever lurked around ah chikz window at nite with your hand in your pocket?

Yeah, but I was trying to sell something Roll Eyes
You ever piss on the door handle of the car next to yours because they but a dent in your door. Angry 
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« Reply #1046 on: June 22, 2010, 11:27:07 pm »

yes, i love lickin lil brown rings but only if tha chik haz ah nice ass and its shower fresh.

have you ever lurked around ah chikz window at nite with your hand in your pocket?

Yeah, but I was trying to sell something Roll Eyes
You ever piss on the door handle of the car next to yours because they but a dent in your door. Angry 
not for that reason but yes.
have u ever killed ah stripper??
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« Reply #1047 on: June 23, 2010, 10:42:28 am »

no

have you ever slashed someones tires?
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« Reply #1048 on: June 23, 2010, 12:44:47 pm »

no

have you ever slashed someones tires?
yes but not in a jealous murderous rage or anything.

have u ever had sexual relationz in a fast food bathroom?

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« Reply #1049 on: June 23, 2010, 01:20:38 pm »

no

have you ever snuck onto your neighbors property and went skinny dipping in their pool while they were home.
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