Have You Ever?

[da_wizard]

are we talking about oral sex or a dining experience ?

[Grandmaster_Disaster]

yes, my ex who was a whore, (not literally) and yes, I had some raw fish at work before, I wasn't too happy with it

[Skull And Crossbones]

Umm... Yes! Hey the guy was absessive and a loser. :p  At least I was nice about it. ~Have you ever eaten something raw and then regretted it? Or have you ever eaten out and regretted it? Your choice question!

no to both


have you ever watched the same movie four times in a row?

[stevenstrong]

yes,american me with edward jamez olmos.
"dont look at me lil puppet.."

have yooz ever gave/received a pearl necklace??...

[Skull And Crossbones]

no


have you ever had so many energy drinks at one time you couldn't tell if your ass was sweating or you shit in your pants?

[AlpineValleyGirl]

no way, those things make my heart hurt

have you ever worked & sweated so hard you smell like you're on fire?

[stevenstrong]

yes.
have u ever blatantly masturbated with the front door wide open on a sunny wednesday afternoon??

[Skull And Crossbones]

yes.
have u ever blatantly masturbated with the front door wide open on a sunny wednesday afternoon??

its because of statements like this i really miss the laughing emoticon LOL.

[AlpineValleyGirl]

yes.
have u ever blatantly masturbated with the front door wide open on a sunny wednesday afternoon??

its because of statements like this i really miss the laughing emoticon LOL.

and it is really needed cuz
a kid down the street from us used to do that all the time
except he did it standing in the big picture window in his living room
his dad was a lawyer and used to get him out of all kinds of stupid trouble like that
which begs the question. . .

have you ever bailed someone out of jail for doing something really stupid or embarrasing?

[Ask_Doc_Spock]

My nephew got REALLY high off SUGER and humped a cop car nekkid.
Turns out he had a few warrents out on him and his pop (NOT related)
They told me that if they could keep him for three days they would
lessen the charge on him to about $300. I asked how much lower would
it be if i let him stay in for about two-weeks? They said all charges would
be dropped but it would still be on his record. So i agreed and we were
able to turn the two week sentance to one month community service!

Have you ever jacked-off a Dolphin or Whale before? (Fat chix dont count!)