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Author Topic: THE GOOD, BAD, AND UGLY  (Read 1743 times)
Deborah
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« on: June 22, 2007, 08:00:49 am »

Good : Your wife is pregnant.
Bad : It's triplets.
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years
 ago.

 Good : Your wife's not talking to you.
 Bad : She wants a divorce.
Ugly : She's a lawyer.

Good : Your son is finally maturing.
 Bad : He's involved with the women next
 door.
 Ugly : So are you.

Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.

 Bad : You find several porn movies
hidden
 there.
 Ugly : You're in them.
 
 Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more
 kids.
Bad : You can't find your birth control
pills.
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them.

Good : Your husband understands fashion.
 Bad : He's a cross-dresser.
 Ugly : He looks better than you.
 
 Good : You give the "birds and bees" talk
 to
 your daughter.
 Bad : She keeps interrupting.
 Ugly : With corrections.

Good : Your son is dating someone new.
Bad : It's another man.
 Ugly : He's your best friend.

 Good : Your daughter got a new job.
Bad : As a hooker.
 Ugly : Your co-workers are her best
 clients.
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do.!
 



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« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2007, 08:57:05 am »

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« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2007, 01:36:03 pm »

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Your lack of faith disturbs me.
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« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2007, 01:39:24 pm »

Blondie - "I'll sleep better knowing my good friend is by my side to protect me."

Tuco - "There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend. Those who have a rope around their neck and those who have the job of cutting."

Angel Eyes - "(to Blondie) You're smart enough to know that talking won't save you."
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« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2007, 01:46:01 pm »

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« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2007, 01:47:33 pm »

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Deborah
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« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2007, 04:26:30 pm »

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Just got back home form work....

Was a early bird (LOL) ::animatedlaugh

When I posted this.

Thanks for all the comments.

Peace out to all My Rockin Ozzy Fans  

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« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2007, 12:32:10 pm »

post more...those r funny
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« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2007, 11:21:20 pm »

Those were funny. I actually laughing loud enough to wake my boy up.
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2007, 06:27:51 am »

Good : You got 5th row center seats to Ozzfest.
Bad : You stand in line to get in for 1 hour in 90 degree heat.
Ugly : You pull you printed ticket out of your pocket and your sweat smeared the barcode.

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« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2007, 02:25:32 pm »

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jsonic4u said: Good : You got 5th row center seats to Ozzfest.
Bad : You stand in line to get in for 1 hour in 90 degree heat.
Ugly : You pull you printed ticket out of your pocket and your sweat smeared the barcode.

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LMAO good one that would probably happen to me if i had 5th row center ::laugh
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« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2007, 07:00:57 pm »

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