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Ambros
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« on: April 18, 2009, 04:52:38 am »

"My girlfriend loves when I come over all horny and cant wait to rip her clothes off. I tell her that its cause Ive been thinking about her all day, but really, its almost always casue someone flirted with me and got me all worked up" says sum asshole out of this stupid mag.
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« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2009, 05:03:01 am »

what was the magazine called ? "dumbasses who aren't getting laid weekly"?
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« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2009, 05:04:26 am »

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The_Metal_Police said: what was the magazine called ? "dumbasses who aren't getting laid weekly"?

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« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2009, 05:04:42 am »

yeah sock that bitch thats a funny sig
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« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2009, 05:08:45 am »

yeah thats great
ok there's more
"I only have one rule: It's not cheating unless I instigate it.So if sum hottie knows full well that I have a girlfriend an seduces me anyway, then wutever happens is entirely out of my control."
is that true?
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« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2009, 05:14:45 am »

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Dirt_Renolds said: yeah sock that bitch thats a funny sig
lol its even better on youtube, it has the audio there.








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Ambros said: yeah thats great
ok there's more
"I only have one rule: It's not cheating unless I instigate it.So if sum hottie knows full well that I have a girlfriend an seduces me anyway, then wutever happens is entirely out of my control."
is that true?
lol sounds like a loop hole to me::animatedlaugh naw, it sounds like the dude who wants to justify sticking his cock in someone who ain't his women. ::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2009, 05:17:28 am »

yeah wut pricks. its the "Wut goes on in a dudes mind" section.
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« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2009, 05:38:05 am »

heres what goes on in my mind


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« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2009, 05:38:59 am »

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« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2009, 05:42:43 am »

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« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2009, 05:46:40 am »

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« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2009, 05:48:52 am »

men are such pigs

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« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2009, 05:49:36 am »

yes, yes they are
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« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2009, 02:15:58 pm »

I dont get it. The day I understand guys its gonna be the fuckin apocalypse::looking
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« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2009, 02:19:52 pm »

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Ambros said: I dont get it. The day I understand guys its gonna be the fuckin apocalypse::looking
this is all there is to it: cock goes in there.. any complications beyond that arise from womens personalities.
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