Event Robot

An ozzfest.com forum member since 2005. I am really 19 and I am insane, just ask the person in the mirror. Don't worry about me. im just a bitter asshole who only believes in oneself, so don't preach your christian bullshit to me, because im clearly deaf to your ways of thinking. My box has been opened and cannot be resealed. I am Satan personified and bogeyman supreme. People might think that all that im into are chopped off heads and eating the hearts of the innocent, but thats certainly not the case! My real name is: Richard Johnson. I originally went by...Why do i even bother, Fukk U should know who I am by now! I mean its not like ive ever made any secret about who i really am, but it seems that my pressence here may have unknowingly pre-empted a few extremeists into writing personal attacks against me. I really don't care how other people react to my life or feelings torwards me that they might provoke. It has even took on some violent strains. I mean, real gangs don't meet up online in order to hold discussions to actually phisicly attack someone...lol. There have definitely been changes and an evolution in my way of thinking. I'm a different person today...I'm an individualist! You know, just a big old ray of fucking sunshine but you caught me off guard...oh well. And yes, i do believe in aborting all living things. I do not believe in human life or miracles. You should not worship the devil, instead worship me for I am dog and i will judge you and condemn you for any profit because friends are only a waste of money. I am what breathing men want to kill...A living nightmare and i just sold my soul to the devil for my rugged good looks and a really big cock to match. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, I bitch-slapped the devil and took my soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldnt stay mad and admitted she should have seen it coming. We now play poker every second wednesday of the month and enjoy a hassle-free "friends-with-benefits" relationship. Just remember that silence is golden. duct tape is silver. I have a penis and you have b00bs. Cause thats what the Hokey Pokey is really all about, isnt it? See, there are three kinds of people: JagFag, thisdistance and Horus. thisdistance thinks everyone can get along with her and JagFag just wants to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got Horus. And all Horus wants is to shit all over everyone on here. So thisdistance may get mad at JagFag once in a while because thisdistance wants to get fucked by JagFag. But JagFag also wants to fuck Horus. And even if he did fuck Horus, you know what hed get? Hed get both Horus and thisdistance all covered in shit!!! So yeah, maybe I am a little fucking crazy. Thats right... Maybe theres something about me that's a little cuckoo. And you wanna know what? I kinda dig it! It turns me on! Hell yeah! It fucking turns my ass on! I'm an awesome drummer and love going to concerts, thanks to that ive seen alot of metals greatest and some of the smaller who will someday be pretty damn big. Almost no one else on here listens to hard rock or metal, so I enjoy their mindless discussions. The state of the nation - violation! A broken promise is as good as a lie. The hell is humongous, the devil's among us And we will burn because we all unite! We won't witness anymore freedom. What does anybody do with freedom? I would rather fight, than die. We're the problem, but we're also the solution. ALL HOPE IS GONE!!! If you want you cannot take it from me. If you think you can, you still don't know me. Let me tell you that when i said it i meant it and I will always defend it. Fifty seconds, a hundred minutes. The bill of rights is a bill of sale. What will you do when the war is over? What will you do when your systems fail!? We have made the presence -obsolete. What do you want? What do you need? We'll find a way, When all hope is gone! BTW...You have just wasted 6 minutes of your life reading this dribble.