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ZombieSlayer
ZombieSlayer
About ZombieSlayer
| Last Seen: | about 1 year ago |
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| Location: | Helltown, OH |
| My Website: | Not Specified |
| Gender: | Female |
| Age: | 31 years old |
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Into
Zombies and things that go bump in the night, as long as they are bumping in someone else's house...animals, especially when they attack douchebags that sooo have it coming...fast cars and my man that drives one...I like pie and cake and queso but not all at the same time because that would make me pregnant which I sooo am not. I like the fact I'm getting old and I can call the youngins "kiddo". Armadillos are wicked cool but not nearly as cool as bitchin' sparkly unicorns. I love spellcheck but hate that everything thus far in this section is underlined in red. I like to read and write but arithmetic can bite my ass! Hey, I just spelled arithmetic by doing the whole A RAT IN TOM'S HOUSE MIGHT EAT TOM'S ICE CREAM! That's fucking funny. I like to fuck with people's heads...not like actually fuck them but have them going, "What the flarp is she talking about?" I ramble sometimes to the point of blacking out and my internal CD is always on random...UH RAMA LAMA DING DONG...
Not Into
Anal probes of any kind..I'm sorry that door is exit only...men who shoot things to try to alleviate their inferiority complex...when people don't say thank you when you hold a door open for them...HEY, HOW'S ABOUT I KICK YOU IN YOUR TWAT "MISS I DON'T HAVE TIME TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR GOOD DEED BECAUSE THEN I'LL BE LATE FOR SOCCER PRACTICE"...Yowza somebody fell off the wagon...I'm just going to give the short version, I hate most people, most places and most things...word.
Five Things I can't Live Without
FOAMY FOR PRESIDENT!!!
Favorite Music
Oh gee willikers I like all kinds...I like the ones with bad words and talk of the sex...the ones with the screaming and blood spewing...fornication of the most deviant kind and some broadway tunes to brighten my day.
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| Last Month: | 26 points |
| Last Six Months: | 197 points |
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MySpace: myspace.com/holly_aw_haha
About Me
I like to watch the Wizard Of Oz because the flying monkeys make snot fly out of my nose, I firmly believe that Starbuck's was incorporated by the Devil because if it wasn't I wouldn't have to turn tricks to afford it...humor people...get it or don't. Eeyore's an annoying little asshole isn't he? Vintage pin-ups rock my socks and if I didn't spend all my damn whoring money on coffee I could afford to have some taken. Wow, good thing I'm not being monitored by the FCC! Fuck, my myspace "about me section" was so much more clever than this pile of cocksnot. Ooh excellent segway...I cuss like it's my job. Honestly, who really gives a shit about my cares and woes...if I pick my nose or if I like to be beaten with a hose...just ask my boyfriend he knows, it's one of my pros...my, my now your curiosity grows...and by the way, this place blows...the end.
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Posted about 1 year ago
Damn baby! I'm a lucky fucker!!!
Posted about 1 year ago
so HOTT!!!!